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Uncle Colon is a man who has a detachable colon. Legend has it, that if you call his number ([I don’t want to] give it out for the safety of the reader), he will appear on your doorstep. If you invite him in, you’re in for a treat. He will proceed to detach his colon, so that it is hanging freely out of his body. Then he’ll smother ketchup all over it. After that he’ll sprinkle some sesame seeds on it. Now, this is [where the fun begins]. He will force you to suck all of the ketchup and sesame seeds of his colon. Once you have sucked it clean, he will wind it up and put his colon where it belongs. He will then pack up his ketcup and sesame seeds and leave. Not before thanking you for your service to him, of course. He keeps it very [professional] and he is always a polite guest. There are no official documentations of Uncle Colon, but I’m a believer. Only one question remains: Are you a believer?
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