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A city in [upstate] New York thats known for being [one of the most] depressed cities in America. There are three types of inhabitants in Binghamton. The drug dealers, the snobby long-island kids, and the baby-boomer adults that look like theyre being dragged down to hell as they walk. If you walk outside at night you're likely to see a combination of all three unique species. There is like one college in the area. Its LITTERALLY the only reason why the city isnt a ghost town. The college is composed mostly of rich city kids from new york and long island. Theyre probably here for punishment because Binghamton is an actual hellhole. Did i mention that the city is radioactive because IBM started here and burried all their computers [in the ground]. When the sun comes out in this asswipe of a city the citizens rejoice because we are all viamin d deficient. If were lucky the next time the sun will come out is during the second coming. Binghamtonians like to get their [entertainment] from one of our many parking garages colapsing. We also enjoy watching the only weatherman in the area, Howard Manges, get excited about cold fronts.
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