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A flat slut is somebody named Amy who has been in a terrible sexual accident and had their face smashed against a woman's [extremely] flat breasts. This caused her face to become as flat as a [piece of paper]. If you ever meet a Flat Slut, don't get too close because she will reel you in and turn you into a [condescending dick] who gets really annoyed when their threesome with Amy doesn't go to plan because Geraldine doesn't know how to use a vaginal condom.
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