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The bad-ass-est archeologist ever! He found [the holy grail], the ark of the covenant, and one of the lost shankara stones.  His dad is a bearded goat with bad enunciation, but for some reason women like him.  I guess they think he is cute like one of those troll dolls, not the [ones] with the jewel in the belly but the ones that people put on their lawns.  some people call them lawn gnomes, but we know better.  Indie has a whip and a gun, but sometimes he loses the gun so he has to run away.  He has no scruples about bringing a gun to a sword fight.  His best friend is this guy who lives in egypt and i think his name is Marsala.  He had a monkey for a while, and a pet asian kid named Short n' Round, but I will not tell you what he did with him.  Basically he ran [around the world] fighting the nazis and the pagans and stealing national treasures and heirlooms and stuff.  Some king threatened to cut off his "misunderstandings" because he thought he was a grave robber or something.  But I say, once something is [in the ground] it is fair game.  Except corpses.  Indie has about the same rules, though once he stole this asian guy's ancestor's remains.  Then the guy poisoned him, so indie stole his woman.  I think her name was charlie or something.  Indie's full name is "Junior [Indianna Jones]," but his good friends call him Susan.

They named a genre of music after him, apparently, but I dont know anything about that.

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