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Cra·zy Cac·tus La·dy /ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/ A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a [vegetarian], not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that [everyone] is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a [religion] because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.
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