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Acronym for "Moldy Old Ass Bachelor" Delusional and eye-roll inducing, MOABs are easily identified by their constant crying that women are all fat and terrible while [simultaneously] professing themselves to be "the ultimate ladies man" when in reality their stale and mind numbing rhetoric has cemented their [forever single] status. Their [natural habitat] includes sausage fests, boring chat rooms, embarassing family reunions and unexpected, awkward or well-loathed co-worker and strange neighbor interactions.
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