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“Not my table” is an idiom that comes from the service industry meaning “not my business” or “[not my problem]”. Used [originally] by waitresses to tell beckoning customers in other sections that they were not that waitress’s problem. Made popular by “[Rick and Morty]” S3, Ep6 See also “my name’s Paul, and this shit’s between y’all”
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