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the name of johnahan is describing a sexy , god like hair weeving man who holds [the balls] of [the universe] his shaft is probably bigger than bill gates's future. He is a real lady pleaser and will destroy you girls ovaries just by sticking the tip in. He has no control over how many ladies he pulls but just know he will steel you wife, daughter, son, uncle, niece and everybody in [your family]. Johnahan swings for both teams and will please a man if he really wants to or how he is feeling that day
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