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A reason to argue, usually for women and in some cases their defeated male companions. Feminism is the leading cause of cancer, AIDS, Sour Vagina, and a rare form of Camel Toe called Cuntzenhoof. Recent studies by SAC (Stop A Cunt), an all Non-Cunt team of men and women highly experienced and trained in Anti-Cunt and Anti-Anti-Penis analytics, found that 97% of all postmortem Feminst brains examined had CDP (Cock Denial Problems) stemming from prolonged lack of penis inside of vagina. Many SAC researchers were surprised when the pre-screen survey showed that most of the women were not lesbian until well after post pubescence and almost 39% selected NA for [sexual orientation]. While it is highly debated, a popular theory is that a combination of bad looks and poor attitude kept even the most desperate men from trying to hit that nasty puss. In January 2017, Cock Denial Problems reached an all time high. Executive SAC researchers responded and pushed to raise CDP awareness by opening clinics across all 50 states and [Puerto Rico] but their efforts have proven futile as the election of Super Tard and hybrid Douche-Turd, [Donald Trump] as POTUS has only made the feminist vag-ing-dong increasingly sour and new forms of Cuntzenhoof have been found, the newest and most deadly was called Hillary Cunton or H Cunt, named after patient zero, [Hillary Clinton].

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