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The Martism is a polytheist religion with Marta as [the principal] god. The Martist people believe that Marta compose the [vacuum] which is everywhere. Marta created the universe and the first planet that she created was Momoland (The coolest planet ever). On Momoland, Marta created many good gods, bad gods and spirits. In the good gods, there are : Poopie, Bichette, Crottie, Mioum, Playm(obile), Soph Soph, Elsa, Momo, Jin, The Great Crow (Lachaux), The twins Diallo (The Pigeons), Magoni, The Bag of Bones, ... and many others... In the bad gods, there are : Flash, Biquette, The Magical Fairy, Denis Brogniart, Sisi, Abou, Kilt/[Flower Pot], Chips, Caniche/Bibi,.... and many others..... In [the spirits], there are : Mahmoud, Patrick, Pascal(e) (Obispo/Au Bistro/Daskalobispo), the Crows, the Pigeons, Charles, The Communism, ..... The Martist people must know Eurovision and Kpop song, they must eat candies and lollypops, they have to sacrifice paper once a month, they have to [laugh out loud] everytime they are in a Martist temple which means minimum twice a day,..... The Martist places of pilgrimage are : The Temples, South Korea, Momoland, The towns where Eurovision is host... The Martist people are allowed to use drugs. They can kill and rape people ONLY when Marta wants it!
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