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Skeleteen is a brand of Scary Sodas removed fresh from the crypt. A great gift for the near dead or barely living or maybe just for yourself. These [alternative] sodas are the most written-about soft drinks in the world. Without our prodding, hundreds of articles have been (and are being) written, exploring our skewed approach to soft drinks and packaging. [Virtually all] the 'alternative' magazines have done articles on Skeleteens, and most of the big newspapers. Notorious or friendly, our stuff is newsworthy. The big soda companies are [green with envy].
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