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Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is 1. I think I may be constipated 2. I need to take my pants off for this shit 3. I may not come out for a while 4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere 5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere 6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out 7. Tell my mommy I love her.
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