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What [used] to be a cool pet site, but now sucks. And here are the top 10 reasons why:

1: Shameless [Advertising].
They have 3 [advertisements] on almost every page.
One on the top, one on the bottem, and one on the side. Advertising things like [online dating] services, weight loss programs, and phone companies. Plus they have countless sponser games. And even make sponser items (bubble yum, sweet tarts, etc.)

2: Neo Staff favoring certin users.
Let's face it, there's only a handful of people TNT (theneopetsteam) actually [give a shit] about. 
Featheralley, Hrobi, Garret_jaxx (sp?), Hubrids_mansion, Jazz_invinceable , and a coupple others.  Thease people will not be iced no matter how many rules they brake.

3: Message boards.
The [message board] used to be cool... like four years ago. Now they suck. Neopets changed the format to look more [professional]... and screwed [everything] up.   Completely deleteing the GC ([general chat]), which used to be cool. Before n00bs took over.

4: Glitches and bugs.
Neopets has countless glitches and bug which they will never fix.   I myself have lost well over  15 million in items and np's (example: I lost a SOS while taking it off my pet.  Plus I've lost large sums of neopoints countless times while trying to put them into the bank.)  And neopets never refunds anything you lost during a glitch... unless you're featheralley of course...

5: Cheaters
Neopets is full of gay ass asain cheaters.
They've made it impossibble for anyone who dosn't cheat to get on a high score list for a game.

6: They're Hypocrits
They'll freeze your account if you post pictures of yourself in which you are slightly imosdestly dressed. And yet they have faeries with their boobs [hanging out] all over the site, wearing skirts that sure show alot-o-theigh.
They'll freeze you if you mention any achollolic bevrages, and yet they have them as items on their site! *points to a certin item called "red wine" and many other wines*
Noooo cussing. Or else they'll freeeezeee youuuu.
*points to the old maraqua vid with the pirate swearing.... aloso points to the faerie who swears* mmhmmm.

7: Scams
The site is full of people trying to scam other players. Pretty much the only reason guilds exist anymore is for people to host  scams.

8: No origional games
Every fuckin game on that site is a ripoff of another game.

9: It's [understaffed]
They have far too few monitors for the amount of people who use the site.

10: Report Happy Users
People will report you for ANYTHING on that site. And I mean anything.   And regardless to what neopets says, no, they DON'T actually check inot the situation.  I've been faulsely reported and frozen countless times.   If you mearly say something like "[I don't like] [Good Charlotte], I prefer Dropkick Murphys." ... someone WILL report you, and if enough twits report for it, you WILL be frozen.

And those are the top ten reason why neopets sucks.
Though if you still like to play regardless of those reasons here's the top 10 tips on how NOT to get iced
1: Don't have anything on your user look-up
2: Don't talk to ANYONE
3: Don't be in a guild
4: Don't have a pet
5: Don't play any games
6: Don't share a computer with anyone or anything
7: Don't buy anything from any shop
8: Don't log on from ANY other computer
9: Don't leave for 3 years then log back into your account
10: Don't get anything from the money tree.

The End
(please forgive the large amount of spelling and grammer errors.)

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