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[Not to be confused with] jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes [masturbating], primarily [in the shower], and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
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