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A dumb but cute bisexual hick from Texas who got pregnant by the age of 16 or so, became a stripper then married a rich old guy (who passed away)... she became [depressed] over the fact that she wouldn't be inheriting the old dudes money, started comfort eating, and [eventually] became a [pill popping], obese slut. However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken. I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...
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