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When your iphone or MacBook dies, they go up in [the Cloud] to Apple Jesus. When an [Apple product] is sick and you need just long enough to let your contract run out or get them backed up, you pray that they don't go see Apple Jesus yet. Apple Jesus lives where [the Cloud] is.
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