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Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress. An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way [Anthony Weiner] generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently [compassionate] language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion. More generally, any [conservative], white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.
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