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Both literally and [metaphorically] a conservajizz is any [conservative] that is in the habit of slurping up Putin's excess jizz or sperm that oozes out of Trump's flabby old asshole. [Metaphorically] this could represents all of Congress. Taken literally this would mean Paul Ryan...
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