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Verb: To Crysterbate Cry-sterbating is when a guy stands in a corner, crying using his own tears as lube while he jerks off sobbing, nuts into a teaspoon, drinks the nut because he's low on zinc, and then sits in the fetal position rocking [back and forth] [wondering] "When the hell did my life get so [depressing]?" Then he remembers and does it all again. Just like shampoo directions, rinse, wash, and repeat. Billy: Wheres Dillon? Josh: He's probably at home cry-sterbating again
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