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(Full name) [The Temple] of Javaism The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts. Father- Lord Gosling Son - Josh Hennessey Spirit - Javas Christ All are supple names for the Javac God. The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time. [One] who practices Javaism is called a Jav. Javaism has just found its roots but already a [conspiracy] has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is [undecided].
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