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Pretentious fuck whom many people find amusing in a "I'm semi-conscious because its five past fuck-knows-what-hour and hey here's some [late night TV] - oh this guys funny, but only because my brain is concentrating most of its energy on digestion" sort of way. [Characteristics] of the Letterman include corny predictable jokes, cabaret music, boring celebrity guests and a good old wank. Apparently the Letterman likes his studio nice and cold, so when a journalist asked why it was so cold in there some PR person was all grovelling-like "because Letterman likes it that way" - what sort of self-centered [fucking bullshit] is that? Do you control the fucking atmospheric temperature now as well as the airwaves between 3 and 4 am?
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