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[The dress] worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their [rusty trombone] technique. First invented by an [enterprising] Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.
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