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New Trier is a public high school in the Chicago suburbs. Students at New Trier typically come from Wilmette, Winnetka, Glencoe, Kenilworth, and Northfield.

90% of students at New Trier are Caucasian, but the school is still quite diverse. In fact, 9% are Asian, and there are even 6-8 Black or Latino students. It is unusual to spot a student not wearing khakis and Vineyard Vines at all possible occasions.

The sports teams are quite successful, because there are few other schools that can afford a water polo, archery, or even fencing team, so there is really no competition. The sports that aren't made for the top 1%, such as basketball and football, actually have cuts and only the best make them. However, New Trier's basketball team is historically bad because many players have no experience against black athletes, as there are only 6-8 at New Trier. New Trier students love to use their Range Rovers and BMWs to blast 2012 Drake songs and act hood.

The final aspect that makes New Trier so great is the immense drug culture. It would be tough for a student to name 10 kids who do not carry around a Juul with them at all times. The locker room usually looks like a forest fire. Weed is dealt by the "plugs" - AKA those Kenilworth kids who gets a $500 weekly allowance. Luckily for the athletes, there is not regular drug testing, because then there would be no teams left except for water polo, archery, and fencing.

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