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Second Beer Pool Master is the [phenomenon] observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select [quantity] of a brewed alcoholic beverage. Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master. The skill level of a pool player can be determined by [the following] process: where(player.[Environment] = "Pool Table") { set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10 beersConsumed = 0 foreach(beer as consumed) { beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1 } if(beersConsumedNow < 1) { set skillLevel.value to 2 } elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) { set skillLevel.value to 9.5 set player.label to 'Legend' set hotGirls.affinity to 182% } elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) { foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) { set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10)) } } }
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