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An elderly friend who claims everybody hates the world while [simultaneously] hating the world more then everyone else. Often gangly in [appearance], they often rock haircuts from their childhood claiming they are still relevant. During [mating season] one will notice the little hair they have left (not balding... just thinning) stand up, signaling to near by females that he is permed and ready for coutis.
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