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Otherwise known as Southend-on-Sea. Chavtown. Chav-ville. Chav central. A town in a muddy corner of south Essex that is full of chavvy mob-mentality dumb trend-following cunts who wear prison inmate haircuts, think they're hard and drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes and take drugs. The girls are fake-tanned, pierced and caked in 10 tons of makeup and have a [yappy], retarded accent.

Some statistics about the town:

• Southend Borough Council was criticised as one of the worst financially managed local [authorities] in England by the Audit Commission report for 2006/7, one of three to gain only one of four stars, the others being Liverpool and the Isles of Scilly. Areas of criticism were the use of [consultants] and the spending of £3.5 million on taxis during the 2006/7 financial year.

• Southend is the seventh most densely populated area in the [United Kingdom] outside of the London Boroughs, with 38.8 people per hectare compared to a national average of 3.77.

• Southend has the highest [percentage] of residents receiving housing benefit (19%) and the third highest [percentage] of residents receiving council tax benefit in Essex.

• Wages for jobs based in Southend were the second lowest among UK cities in 2015.

• Save the Children's research data shows that for 2008–09, Southend had 4,000 children living in poverty, a rate of 12%, the same as Thurrock, but above the 11% child poverty rate of the rest of Essex. The poverty rate of the UK is 7.8%.

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