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Generation milking it for what it’s worth:

Not so much a generation, as a breed displaying almost [exponential growth] since the [Baby Boomers] – well represented in 2017 within the white Anglosaxon 20 to 30 year old demographic.

The following are some [characteristics] typical of the MIFWIW:

• accepting praise and acknowledgment for others work and efforts;

• hoarder of (read: “witholds”) critical information for their own benefit;
• AWOL specialist when delivery, support and [responsibility] are required;

• completes and prioritises personal tasks and activities on others’ time;

• owns the badge of entitlement;

• devoid of conscience and remorse;

• plagiarist;

• smarmy – compensates for lack of integrity with double doses of charm
• cheater;

• high level expertise in scam techniques and so on…
A MIFWIW specimen can be identified by several things;
• Cannot shake hands with you as their hands are too busy delving into everyone elses pockets
• Cannot look you in the eye or hear your objections, as own head is tightly positioned up own arse
• On the rare occasion head is extracted, extra strong (usually brand name) sunglasses are worn to protect eyes from the apparent brilliant sunshine they ‘know’ emanates from own arsehole
• Can be observed in a secret moment, rotating on their own axis in the true centre of their own universe

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