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Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is [relatively] absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you [go to town] without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty [little baby].
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