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A cell phone, and cell phone service designed for the pathetic and worthless jerkoffs who think that they are living in some kind of [fast and the furious] alter reality, driving around "tricked out" civics as well as other rolling shitboxes they bought with thousands of dollars their parents gave them that they could have used to purchase a car of taste that didn't need $14,000 just so it could keep up with a stock Mustang. An obnoxious phone for obnoxious people, but at least we can all rest easy knowing that they are [getting screwed] up the ass with their overpriced payment plans and tacked on fees for little to no service. see: Excrement worthless [compensation]
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