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A medical contract signed by a person prior to suffering from dementia or [Alzheimer's] that serves similiar to a DNR (Do Not [Resuscitate]) contract but instead is a DNRLP (Do Not Refuse Lap Dances). This helps elderly persons to enjoy the fruitful oscillations and dances of a much younger [attractive] performer with no legal proceedings to follow.
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