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1) n; Mechanical device used by heavily overweight or obese women for [recreational] love-making or [reproduction], with the purpose of holding excess fat away from the labia to allow [penetration] of the penis. Potentially fatal to second party if maximum gross weight (MGW) is exceeded; Coroner's report usually reads "Consumption" or "Absorption". C.f. Hi-Lift Jack. 2) n; Insult.
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