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A [self absorbed] washed up man who still thinks he's in his teens or early Twenties. He's an [alcoholic] and drug addict who is also addicted to porn. He doesn't work. He spends all his time on his phone trying to get off but he can't even get it up and needs Viagra to be sub-par. Also enjoys telling stupid old stories of his younger years when he was a [womanizer]. He now lives in misery...
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