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I was walking home one day when my ex boyfriend ran into me. "Fancy seeing you here, babe." He flirted. "Good thing I'm single." I flirted back. Before I knew it, in the middle of the sidewalk, my ex was fucking me. "Were in the middle of the street, baby." He said. "I don't care. I want everyone to know I love yoU." I said. Oh my god, your so good!" He said. "And so sexy!" "Baby, don't let my parents know?" I whispered. "Lets go to my house." "Maybe tomorrow. I have to meet someone." I said. And left him naked on the street. That's how to get back at your ex.
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