Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Chat
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
n. Wang·pire- A wangpire is an entity who nibbles wangs for sustenance, feeding upon the protein inherent in semen. They prey upon lonely males of about 20-75 years old. Recent studies indicate a [preference] for Columbian men between 65 and 67 years of age. Much like the fabled [vampires] of old, the wangpire has strong aversion and weakness to certain substances. Among them are herpes, vaginas, and Rachel. Many come to wangpires in hopes of [sexual release] but come away haggard, sickly, sterile, dead, or a wangpire themselves. All wangpires were, at one time, human, but have since mutated by having another wangpire bite their penis in mid-fellatio.
Text fits
Save
Cancel
🤖
Shopping Assistant
Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?
Ask about products
AI-generated responses. Verify claims.