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The act of a man sticking his genitals, particularly the penis, in between two [heavy] objects, such as dumbbells, for an extended period of time as they trying to flatten it. They then attempt to insert the flattened penis into the disc tray of a computer or laptop. If the penis successfully gets closed within the tray without the man ejaculating, he wins a free blowjob by all present losers. Ask [parents] before playing, some conditions may apply. Urban [Dictionary] is not responsible for any injury incurred attempting the "Phloppie Disc."
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