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Crotchmayo is [the substance] that appears in your crotch area when you havent taken a shower for weeks. First used in 1999 when i got lost [in the woods] for 3 weeks and when i was found i smelled like [pure hell] and the doctors said there would always be a faint odor coming from my crotch.
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