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Satanism stands for : 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence! 
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams! 
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit! 
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! 
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! 
6. Satan represents [responsibility] to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires! 
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, which, because of his “divine spiritual and [intellectual] development,” has become the most vicious animal of all! 
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! 
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years! 
 this is copyright Anton Szandor LaVey, the true founder of the Church Of Satan. I Will Now Take This Oppurtunity To Remind To Of The Human Right Of Freedom OF Speech. [Thank You For Your Time]!

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