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A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species. Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances: 1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals 2.) Extreme fever 3.) Increased hair growth on taint 4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash 5.) Heightened libido 6.) Getting "backed up" 7.) Debilitating constipation 8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
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