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Noun. A very creative person who puts a little piece of themselves in everything they do. Extremely protective of the ones they care about. Brian is an alpha male, they can not walk into a room without everyone knowing they are there. Brians know how to party and do so exsessively at a young age, and like to stay at home later in life. Extremely smart, they have a tendency to have ALL of the universe's common sense. Arguing with a Brian is futile though, because you can't win an argument with them. They care about every living thing on earth. Be it people, or bugs if Brians can help they will. Witty, and quick with a joke to make you laugh. They have a dark sense of humor though so be careful not to take things personally. On the outside Brian is a hard shell, but much like a Tootsie Pop, they have a soft gooie center. As a lover, Brian, figures out what gets a partner off and sex with them can be VERY satisfying. Incapable of healthy relationships they have a tendency to need to "step-out" but their loyalty is solid. If you manage to earn the true love of a Brian, they will put you on a pedestal. Quick tempered it doesn't take much to piss Brian off. Once angered they turn into a grizzly bear and can rip you to shreds mentally or physically. Brian is prone to severe depression and anxiety. A lover, a fighter, a protecter, an asshole and a friend Brian has all the traits to make him great.
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