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Poem About Townies whats with these townies where nike shox? tucking their joggers into their socks, their mothers were slags and their fathers were jocks, In their exams, they failed their mocks, Before they leave school, they'll have babies in flocks, When their 16, they'll be in wedding frocks, [taking the piss] outta greebos in docs, Walk aroudn in big herds, their fucking cocks! hehe i made this up ages ago randomly. i hate townies. kill them all now & save [the world]! the [human race] is polluted!
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