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The gumpiest, turtle looking mother f***** you've ever met. A major asshole, but so innocent you can't blame him for it. Drives an [obnoxious] jeep with a chopped exhaust that is obviously [compensation] for his undersized penis. His hobbies include racing every car on the highway, recieving dry, [over the pants] hand jobs in his friends garage, and spending all of his dads money on Patagonia gear. We all love him though!
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