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The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific [labratory] [experiment] gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be [discovered], it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.
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