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probably the ugliest creature that mother nature created. okay, let's start from his top: he's got a very old-fashioned hair-style which is parted in the middle, and it's always greasy and un manageable. he's eyes, are well...super tight that he almost cant see,(maybe thats why he still thinks hes good looking in the mirror) he's nose is uber flat and his nose hair are soo long that they come out of his nostrils, his ears is soo oddly shaped, almost like an elf, and he never cleans them and its full of wax, thats why he cant hardly hear, his lips are coloured violet/blue and they are no longer reddish and they are always dry, his tooth is broken and he talks in a funny way, his neck, his nape is soo dark no matter how he uses skin lighteners, his entire body is mostly composed of fats, and his penis is only 2 inches i think, and his thighs ares soo skinny and his body shape is soo awkward. and his clothing, um...they are sooo 5 years ago.
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