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Maria is a weird, outgoing, crazy, loud bitch. She's somebody you can definitely go to when you have a problem because she's a good listener, but she'll also speak the truth about what she thinks. Don't lie to a Maria because she's going to turn you into a huma shish-kabob. Don't piss a Maria off because she'll beat your ass. Get yourself a Maria! They're the best!
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