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[The fucking] stupidest movie ever produced.  So mind-numbingly stupid and pointless that it has been linked to causing cancer in chimpanzees.

Supposedly an outrageously funny and witty movie.  Your friends are lying to you.  Throughout the course of the movie, your friends wanted to stab themselves in the ears and eyeballs to stop the misery.  When it was over, they were in a state of shock from having lost 90 minutes of their lives and/or having flushed $8 [down the drain].  Angry inside, they decided to inflict this misery on everyone they know by spreading the word that it's a great movie.

You will not be [entertained].  You will not be uplifted.  You will not be engaged in the storyline as it does not have [one].  You will not be inspired.  You may laugh once, perhaps twice, as idiots never seem to tire of other idiots falling over or hurting each other.  Think "America's Stupidest Home Videos" in the late 80's.

People will tell you that it has a bunch of great quotes.  It doesn't.  [The quotes] aren't great, they're just easy to remember, so anyone can pick up on them and recognize them when they come out of some other idiot's mouth. Maybe I will!  Gosh!  Hardy har.

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