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There were two guys going on a safari [in the jungle]. They are suddenly surrounded by natives. Native: You trespass land. The trespassers are taken to the chief. Chief:You trespass on land, now u must make choice, Death or Mumbo. Trepassers: WTF is Mumbo? Chief: Mumbo is when all men in village have sex with you. Trepasser 1: I guess Mumbo is better than death, I pick Mumbo. The ritual takes 3 days. Trespasser 2 sees Trespasser 1 dying [on the floor]. Trespasser 2: I [don't want] that, I pick death. The Chief looks around smiling happily. Chief: Death by Mumbo!!!!
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