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To "squirrel" someone is to: 1 - Find a dead squirrel on the road, or where ever. 2 - Pick a friend as a target. (hopefully a girl) 3 - Leave the squirrel on their front porch, with the eyes looking at the door. Try to prop it up in a life-like manner. 4 - Call the person, [pretending] to be [Animal Control], and tell them that a "Mexican Staring Squirrel" is loose in the area, and that its gaze can be fatal. (use *69 to hide your caller id) 5 - Hang up, and call them back as yourself. Tell them to come to their front yard, you have something to show them. You have now "[squirreled]" someone. (my freind Marc is to thank for the creation of this verb.)
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