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A [mythical creature] that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, [according to] myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a [consequence], the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.
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