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Choose no life. 
Choose no job. 
Choose a career in benefit fraud. 
Choose a scally, dirty family, 
Choose a fucking big rear spoiler.
Choose bricks, petroleum, 
windows, and paki off-licences.
Choose fuckin anythin ya can lobb. 
Choose a [1990s] Nova, shaggin yer mates mum and veneral disease. 
Choose to sell yer own bricks to the baliffs to pay for yer £30,000 car mod and Argos bling debts. 
Choose a 18-30s package holiday to Benidorm. 
Choose to get yer girlfriend up the duff. 
Choose a set of 20inch alloy wheels to put on ur pile of shit of a car, which makes u luk like a sad fuckin cunt. 
Choose a bird, hu turns out to be a fat hairy bastard on a [Sunday morning]. 
Choose pissin on yer old school which u left at age 10 to go to a retard quarantine, wearin yer bling and stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth that yer mate skanked from [the Burger King] bins. 
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, 
pishing you last in a miserable council home,
Nothing more than an [embarrassment] to the selfish,
fucked-up brats 
You have spawned with yer 12yr old girlfriend to replace yourself.

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