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Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas. Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, [suspenders], and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome. Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of [flapjacks]. Sing and breakdance. The most awesome lumberjack ever was [Paul Bunyan], he was kickass. A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
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